1 Violin | Audio

[onlyordinary]

Okay, so... I guess this is on now? Is that what the... damn it.

[Someone sounds Very Tired right now. She has had a really long week and it looks like it's getting longer as she speaks.] Is there anyone part of the Hargreeves family out there? [She pauses, apparently not quite understanding that she's still recording and people can't respond yet, before she heaves a sigh.] Yeah, I figured.

Is there anyone out there at all, or am I just talking to myself?

[Maybe she's officially snapped. Or maybe she died and this is hell. Either one tracks with the week she's had.]

Because I am talking to a block of plastic and I'm feeling pretty ridiculous right now.

Comments

[onlyordinary]

To a toilet?

I feel like there's a story there.

[And why not? Her week is just getting continually weirder and she's done resisting it.]

[walkingballpit]

I can’t confirm or deny if anyone’s fought a toilet, but aggressive, animated furniture is a very real possibility. I’m just saying that there’s a very high bar to clear before you hit ridiculous. You’re cool.

[onlyordinary]

[There's silence. And then a huff, almost a laugh.] Why not, I guess?

Should I be keeping an eye on my furniture, then?

[walkingballpit]

[ Robbie chuckles at this, rubbing the side of his face thoughtfully. ]

I would keep an eye on everything. The Stuff does what it wants.