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smallmediumwelldone ([personal profile] smallmediumwelldone) wrote in [community profile] piper902020-10-21 06:04 pm

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Good evening.

[There’s a woman speaking, tone clipped. The corporate jumpsuit hangs off her small frame, and her hair is swept up into an old-fashioned bun. Or so it seems - she’s standing a bit away from the screen, and it’s tilted at an odd angle.]

I am given to understand that this is how to contact my new coworkers? My name is Beatrice Brewer, at your service, and I assure you I am quite qualified. I am - was - an apprentice of the fifth circle in, ah, a collection of magi, have experience in a thrilling variety of crises, and am quite keen to get started on - [a heavy sigh, more notable for the fact that someone observant might catch that she doesn’t breathe] - this situation.

[There’s a long pause.]

Drat, is this bloody thing even on? Dreadful place, what sort of dog and pony show are they running, honestly. Stuff? Stuff? Of all the names?
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-23 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
oh you got people thinking they can just ride this shit and come out on top, too?

fuck those fucking fuckers, man.
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-23 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
hey at least its one less goddamned thing to deal with. ours are still fucking about ruining shit.
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-23 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
sure. where you at?
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-23 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
aight ill head over.

[one bat-transition later]

"Hoi! Brewer!"

Jogging towards Beatrice is a small woman with messy black hair, wearing a jumpsuit with both sleeves torn off. Her right arm is all metal, heavily engraved, and her eyes are dark and bright. There's a crooked, welcoming smile on her face as she slows from her jog. She's only two inches taller than Beatrice, but carries herself like she 6'5".
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-23 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, more or less," Saturday says, meaning it's a long story. "Magic as all get-out, though. An' how could you even be expecting much, when we'd just met?"

She sticks out her hand in greeting.

"Pleasure to see you face-to-face."
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-25 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, we don't really do that shit. 'Cept those weirdos down the Tir, but they got their heads stuck up seven thousand years ago. The stories got a lot wrong, and what got remembered was like - stuff people wanted remembered, more'n'the truth. Elves are just people who do stuff, like everyone else."

It's a remarkable little speech, the more so for how idly Saturday rattles it off, as if she's had to give it so many times it's become rote.

She womanfully does not flinch at Beatrice's icy-cold grip, and Beatrice will find that her right arm is as warm and response as a real hand. It barely feels like metal at all.
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-27 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Some history, some pop culture, some made up shit 'cause it's seven thousand years between high ends on the magic cycle an' people got imaginations," Saturday says, cheerfully assuming that Beatrice will ask if she wants to know more. "An' nobody re-emerged. People just started waking up as orks an' trolls an' elves an' whatnot. And also able to fling fireballs, an' deflect bullets, talk to spirits... dragons started buzzing Mt. Fuji... wild time."

She throws up her hands, waving them elaborately to punctuate the sense of chaos she's trying to invoke.

"Except for a couple batches of immortals, no one knew it was coming, see? The history got forgotten. Still is, except me an' my friends have had a real weird time lately so we know some stuff. Anyway, who're your people, exactly? You didn't say."

The question is so sudden and innocent one could almost suspect she genuinely had just tacked it on to keep Beatrice part of the conversation. Except Saturday very much didn't. Woman's ice cold and not breathing, an' she ain't stupid.
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-27 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, yeah, we got those too - " Saturday starts to say, pleased to have guessed right. Then Beatrice hits her with five questions at once, and her eyes widen.

"...okay, like. I can probably answer a lot of that but like I'm not an expert an' mostly I'll be telling you what other people told me, I can't - get super into detail and stuff. I mean I dropped outta school in the ninth grade. But okay.

"So like, our world is on this cycle where magic rises to a level where it starts expressing genetics for being an elf, or a mage, or an orc, or whatever. And people who like already had the potential could suddenly use magic - not that they couldn't before, but there wasn't enough, right? Like being born with gills in a world that doesn't have water, all this stuff was just kinda hanging out in our DNA doing nothing until the magic levels rose.

"Don't ask me any questions about the magic levels 'cause there's math with letters in it involved. What I know is magic is tied into essence, which is like the life energy of everything, but more so. It's the thingness of being. Kinda like what the Stuff is supposed to unravel which is deeply freaky, honestly. It's also kinda like a soul but it's no religious. I dunno, sometimes I think of it as like, the air the electricity in my nerves leaps through, but I dunno if that's just poetry or whatever.

"What that means is, I'm an elf, my parents were elves, my grandparents were human. We're all genus homo, but subspecies, sapiens included. Got latin names and all. The Awakening was a while ago, like I said - my grandparents' generation. It wasn't random, 'cause genetics. And we're all native earthpeople, we didn't come from anywhere else, just some of us had the genes that woke up when the magic levels rose an' some of us didn't."

Whew. Saturday looks exhausted by remembering all that, and corralling it into something like coherent order.
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-28 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Saturday starts to respond to Beatrice's comments, then recognizes the look on her face and lapses into the familiar, homey silence of someone smarter than her figuring things out. In fact, she's just starting to consider steering Beatrice to the mess so she can get a snack while the serious business of heavy cognition occurs when Beatrice suddenly snaps into focus, almost glaring at her.

Saturday about jumps out of her skin.

"Uh, yeah," she says, a little baffled. "Some stuff happened, I didn't wanna go anymore, and pops didn't make me."
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-28 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Saturday raises her arms behind her head, crossing them and stretching to buy time. She kinda doesn't want to defend herself to this woman, who is asking questions she has no right to ask. Most people woulda got the hint at "stuff happened."

But. The lady just got here, Jorgmund aren't exactly gracious hosts, and community solidarity is about the only thing the New Hires have going for them, as a collective.

"Like I said. Some stuff happened. I didn't wanna go, and after the stuff that had happened, pops wasn't gonna make me. He didn't stop me learning anything I wanted to, I just didn't go to school anymore."
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-10-28 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
"I learned whatever I wanted to learn, yeah." Her wording is precise, on purpose. "And whatever stuff pops figured I might need an' could get me to sit still for."

She's willing to breeze by the details. They'll come out, sooner or later - she saw Beatrice eyeing her arm hungrily.

"My best friend's a mage. She talks at me to figure stuff out a lot. Eventually I picked things up."
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[personal profile] wheyoftheadept 2020-11-01 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"For sure. We got vampires, though not as many as you'd think - most people who get infected go ghoul."

She's relieved enough to be off the subject of her upbringing that she has to take a beat to remember that might not make any sense to Beatrice.

"Human-Metahuman Vampiric Virus," she explains. "HMHVV. Though I mean, what you turn into depends on a lot of stuff including like, your metatype - human, orc, elf, whatever - and what strain you catch. Most common one's actually the Krieger strain, HMHVV-III, that turns people into ghouls, like I said - kinda like zombies, if you have those? Except they can keep their minds through it, which, let me tell you, fucking sucks. Bullshit contagious, too. Basically it fucks up your essence generation so you keep leaking it out and can't like, make more? So you have to get it from other living things. How you have to get it depends on strain and your metatype, like, vamps only happen if a sapiens gets infected? Their thing is blood, they gotta take in essence with blood or they get hugely sick all over the upholstery, ask how I know."

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