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smallmediumwelldone) wrote in
piper902020-10-21 06:04 pm
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Good evening.
[There’s a woman speaking, tone clipped. The corporate jumpsuit hangs off her small frame, and her hair is swept up into an old-fashioned bun. Or so it seems - she’s standing a bit away from the screen, and it’s tilted at an odd angle.]
I am given to understand that this is how to contact my new coworkers? My name is Beatrice Brewer, at your service, and I assure you I am quite qualified. I am - was - an apprentice of the fifth circle in, ah, a collection of magi, have experience in a thrilling variety of crises, and am quite keen to get started on - [a heavy sigh, more notable for the fact that someone observant might catch that she doesn’t breathe] - this situation.
[There’s a long pause.]
Drat, is this bloody thing even on? Dreadful place, what sort of dog and pony show are they running, honestly. Stuff? Stuff? Of all the names?
[There’s a woman speaking, tone clipped. The corporate jumpsuit hangs off her small frame, and her hair is swept up into an old-fashioned bun. Or so it seems - she’s standing a bit away from the screen, and it’s tilted at an odd angle.]
I am given to understand that this is how to contact my new coworkers? My name is Beatrice Brewer, at your service, and I assure you I am quite qualified. I am - was - an apprentice of the fifth circle in, ah, a collection of magi, have experience in a thrilling variety of crises, and am quite keen to get started on - [a heavy sigh, more notable for the fact that someone observant might catch that she doesn’t breathe] - this situation.
[There’s a long pause.]
Drat, is this bloody thing even on? Dreadful place, what sort of dog and pony show are they running, honestly. Stuff? Stuff? Of all the names?

whoops it turns out i am very bad at inboxes
[He gets an almost friendly lip twitch for his effort.]
Hrm, well it is difficult to gauge what it is you're doing from this end of the screen. The bloody thing is already difficult enough to navigate. Is it telekinesis? My strengths lay partly there as well.
[The rest of what he says mostly just gets a resounding quiet for a minute or two, her fingers drumming somewhere off-screen.]
.. You needn't act as if I am a wide-eyed daisy fresh to the world, sir. You're hardly breaking the news that people are base, venal creatures tied to the comfort of inertia. Many I know even call them 'kine' – cattle. Then they themselves fall prey to the same follies, while pretending power elevates them. We breed our sins simply by being human. However, there's just no sense in being resigned to it.
No worries
Ric leans back in surprise at the telekinesis suggestion, but then it clicks that she means the comm. he rolls his eyes. ]
There’s a setting that makes it handsfree. Telekinesis not required.
[ He repeats the word “cattle” to himself. Ric has a dim view on humanity, but cattle might be a step too far. Still, he doesn’t rush to defend humans. ]
Is this the part of the speech where I see the light and commit myself to being the change that I want to see?
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Speeches??
I don't do speeches. If that's what you wish for, there is bound to be a self-help book crammed somewhere around here with words like 'actualization'. By all means, follow your dreams. My point is that humanity doesn't change, so getting worked up about the set variables is about as productive as yelling at the tide. Or giving it speeches, good grief.
Also, seeing the light is overrated. For future reference.
[She is, also, evidently looking for the setting that he mentioned after I too misunderstood. She hasn't managed to find it yet, but she has managed to rotate her incoming feed video to him thrice, where it is now flipped and slightly squished down in one corner.]