piper90npcs: (Richard Washburn)
piper90npcs ([personal profile] piper90npcs) wrote in [community profile] piper902021-01-14 07:28 pm

Jorgmund Emergency Announcement

[In the middle of the night, when even the night watch shifts should be pacing through the dorm area, there’s a peal of noise from the communicators impossible to ignore or sleep through. It’s clearly an alarm of some sort, like tornado alerts back on Earth. It goes on for solid three minutes, long enough for everyone to move on from being woken by it to loathing it, before a message shows up on the communicators-

-and the doorways out of each of the dorms are sealed with a semi-translucent forcefield.

On the communicator screen, Richard Washburn shows up and straightens his tie.
]

Hello, employees. Believe me, I’m not any happier about this midnight interruption than you are, but we’re currently in a state of – mild – emergency. I don’t want anyone to get overly excited, but until the situation is resolved, you will remain in your dorms. Depending on how long this takes, all activities scheduled for tomorrow morning have been suspended.

The reason for this is that we have an intruder in your living quarters. We have this footage from a few weeks ago.

[A new image shows up on the communicator: a security camera video of a Santa Claus with a line of the highest executive-level parents and their small children waiting to tell him their wishlist. A little girl in pigtails and a sparkly t-shirt of a Christmas tree hops up onto his lap.

“Ho, ho, ho!” Santa says, and he boops her nose. “Aren’t you a peach? Tell me, little one. What would you like for Christmas?”

“I want a big plastic spider!” the girl says excitedly.

“A creepy little child, aren’t you? Well, that’s just swell, because that’s my favorite flavor,” Santa says, and then – blurry on the security camera footage – transforms into a mass of black goo, latching onto the little girl’s face and suctioning to stay on. The child’s mother screams and yanks her daughter away, and the footage shows pure pandemonium as some parents lunge forward to help the mother with her daughter while other parents snatch their own children and start running. In all the chaos, the black goo vanishes.

Washburn flicks the footage away and reappears on the screen.
]

Thankfully, there were no fatalities in this incident, and after we couldn’t find any evidence of the attacker, we assumed that it was a freak incident of the Stuff. However, there was recently another unsuccessful attack on a teenager by this same creature posing as one of the tutors on the Rig, and then again on another thankfully unharmed child disguised as another child, and then on another child under the guise of a children’s television show host named “Mr. Rogers”, and tonight-

[He takes a deep breath, annoyed, as if this is somehow the Hires’ faults.]

-tonight we found a security breach to your floor, and we have good reason to believe that the shapeshifter is posing as one of you.

We know this: we know it poses as figures appealing to children, so for obvious reasons, you won’t be allowed anywhere near any Jorgmund staff whatsoever until this is resolved. We know that its ability to disguise itself is relatively seamless. And we know that it preys on minors.

If you can determine who among you isn’t at all appealing to children, we can consider releasing you from your dorm and discussing next steps to search out whoever’s been replaced.

If this starts taking long enough that it jeopardizes the Jorgmund’s mission, we may start taking more drastic measures to ensure that we aren’t harboring any imposters.

I’ll keep you updated if you keep me updated.
tarnishedavenger: (02)

[personal profile] tarnishedavenger 2021-01-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Now hold on a moment. Fred Rogers was a friend of mine.
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[personal profile] xrater 2021-01-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
So, obviously, the Easter Bunny and all of the superheroes get to stay in their rooms. Anyone with a glittery transformation, too.

Anyone who regularly kills, drinks, smokes, or swears is probably free. Our hopes rest on Mac's shoulders, I fear. The Space Marines get to stay, meaning the Freelancers and Tucker, as does Garviel Loken. Sorry, you all look too much like you have action figures and a Saturday morning cartoon show.
Edited 2021-01-15 03:37 (UTC)
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[personal profile] zerofield 2021-01-15 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ So deadpan. ]

Great.
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[personal profile] zerofield 2021-01-15 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I can't contain my relief at knowing my life may be in Mac's hands.
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[personal profile] tarnishedavenger 2021-01-15 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Right, so-
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[personal profile] xrater 2021-01-15 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
You hush, mister "Leader of an elite paramilitary jetpack squad."
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[personal profile] xrater 2021-01-15 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's... less than ideal.
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[personal profile] morebetter 2021-01-15 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
What? Kids love me. I have boyish charm.
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[personal profile] alderaani 2021-01-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
So what weapons do we have? I'm still catching up on that here.
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[personal profile] hallelujahjunction 2021-01-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Son of a bitch. [Dan was still awake, because his circadian rhythm gravitates towards nocturnal, but he somehow still looks like he just rolled out of bed.] I've dealt with those motherfuckers before. We got a babadon't on our hands.

Washburn's right - they're seamless shapeshifters, and they absorb people's memories and personalities almost totally. Almost totally. They're angry spirits that eat souls. And I got no idea how we'll kill it aside from setting it on fire, which we obviously don't want to just start doing willy-nilly to anyone we suspect.
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[personal profile] zerg_rush 2021-01-15 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a telepath. [She says, pinching the bridge of her nose.] Just run your killer clown suspects past me and I'll tell you who's faking it.

[Kerrigan's probably too pretty and too not obviously a ball of psychological trauma to be released.]
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[personal profile] hallelujahjunction 2021-01-15 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Not to single anyone out, but unfortunately any talking animal ain't getting out of here for a while.
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[personal profile] googledox 2021-01-15 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Brainy is usually very prim about his appearance, but sleepy Brainy is another story. His tank top is rumpled and his hair is full of cowlicks sticking up in every direction. He's still rubbing sleep out of his eyes when he gets on the comm but he's waking up quickly. One of the upsides to the Coluan brain.]

Unless this being is also a telepath that can absorb knowledge from its targeys - in which case, we're in significant trouble - Robbie and I can clear each other. We both know personal details only the other would know.

[He yawns.]

Also I'm probably one of few individuals on the rig who's had to fight shapeshifters. There's a shapeshifting species back home, the Durlans. One of them was a thorn in the Legion's side for a time.
Edited 2021-01-15 03:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] onequartershark 2021-01-15 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
And what does it do with the person it's imitating?

Are we looking for a body too?
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[personal profile] xrater 2021-01-15 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, my arms convert into buster cannons. Bursts of solid sunlight capable of tearing a ground car apart in a few shots. I believe I've seen a primitive stun device on Gadget's plane. Other than any superpowers the others have, I don't believe any of the rest of us have weapons that aren't locked up in the armory between missions.

[She knows damn well some of the others have them, but she's not going to say so on the unguarded network.]
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[personal profile] hallelujahjunction 2021-01-15 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
It impersonates, it don't possess. We might be looking for a body but we can cross our fingers for a live person.
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[personal profile] morebetter 2021-01-15 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
People have suggested I need a permit for my roundhouse kicks.
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[personal profile] 71lines 2021-01-15 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Are they more afraid of fire than normal people?
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[personal profile] hallelujahjunction 2021-01-15 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I wish. It's just the only way I know to kill them.
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[personal profile] credit_not_blame 2021-01-15 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I swear and turn into a giant monster, can I go?
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[personal profile] parannoyed 2021-01-15 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
We're not Power Rangers.

[They'll let him out. Jorgmund knows.]

[He points to his scarred face. He does not look like a superhero, he looks like someone who the spirit of murder carved up like a turkey, and if the bags under his eyes were actual bags they'd be backpacks not a sporty clutch.]

Does this look like the face of a superhero to you?

[He gets up and starts pulling out one of his field uniforms, the comm on hover mode.]

Plus, we all know private details about each other to clear each other.
Edited 2021-01-15 04:08 (UTC)
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[personal profile] onequartershark 2021-01-15 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Carolina is deeply frustrated. She wants to be out there hunting trouble, to do anything else is very counter to her nature. ]

I hate that you're actually right about the action figure thing.

[ This kind of happens when you are from a group of highly publicized 'heroes' that helped stop a war. Regardless of how much swearing, smoking, and killing various members of the group do. ]
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[personal profile] morebetter 2021-01-15 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, since you've all decided I'm not child-friendly, or whatever, children are ████ anyway, so obviously I'm leading our expedition outside. Which of you losers are going to be my goons?
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[personal profile] zerofield 2021-01-15 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
So, everyone saying that x person knows deeply personal things about them and will know if it's not really them - that probably won't be any help here?
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[personal profile] onequartershark 2021-01-15 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well. Better odds than nothing. ]

Consider them crossed.

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