piper90npcs: (Richard Washburn)
piper90npcs ([personal profile] piper90npcs) wrote in [community profile] piper902021-01-14 07:28 pm

Jorgmund Emergency Announcement

[In the middle of the night, when even the night watch shifts should be pacing through the dorm area, there’s a peal of noise from the communicators impossible to ignore or sleep through. It’s clearly an alarm of some sort, like tornado alerts back on Earth. It goes on for solid three minutes, long enough for everyone to move on from being woken by it to loathing it, before a message shows up on the communicators-

-and the doorways out of each of the dorms are sealed with a semi-translucent forcefield.

On the communicator screen, Richard Washburn shows up and straightens his tie.
]

Hello, employees. Believe me, I’m not any happier about this midnight interruption than you are, but we’re currently in a state of – mild – emergency. I don’t want anyone to get overly excited, but until the situation is resolved, you will remain in your dorms. Depending on how long this takes, all activities scheduled for tomorrow morning have been suspended.

The reason for this is that we have an intruder in your living quarters. We have this footage from a few weeks ago.

[A new image shows up on the communicator: a security camera video of a Santa Claus with a line of the highest executive-level parents and their small children waiting to tell him their wishlist. A little girl in pigtails and a sparkly t-shirt of a Christmas tree hops up onto his lap.

“Ho, ho, ho!” Santa says, and he boops her nose. “Aren’t you a peach? Tell me, little one. What would you like for Christmas?”

“I want a big plastic spider!” the girl says excitedly.

“A creepy little child, aren’t you? Well, that’s just swell, because that’s my favorite flavor,” Santa says, and then – blurry on the security camera footage – transforms into a mass of black goo, latching onto the little girl’s face and suctioning to stay on. The child’s mother screams and yanks her daughter away, and the footage shows pure pandemonium as some parents lunge forward to help the mother with her daughter while other parents snatch their own children and start running. In all the chaos, the black goo vanishes.

Washburn flicks the footage away and reappears on the screen.
]

Thankfully, there were no fatalities in this incident, and after we couldn’t find any evidence of the attacker, we assumed that it was a freak incident of the Stuff. However, there was recently another unsuccessful attack on a teenager by this same creature posing as one of the tutors on the Rig, and then again on another thankfully unharmed child disguised as another child, and then on another child under the guise of a children’s television show host named “Mr. Rogers”, and tonight-

[He takes a deep breath, annoyed, as if this is somehow the Hires’ faults.]

-tonight we found a security breach to your floor, and we have good reason to believe that the shapeshifter is posing as one of you.

We know this: we know it poses as figures appealing to children, so for obvious reasons, you won’t be allowed anywhere near any Jorgmund staff whatsoever until this is resolved. We know that its ability to disguise itself is relatively seamless. And we know that it preys on minors.

If you can determine who among you isn’t at all appealing to children, we can consider releasing you from your dorm and discussing next steps to search out whoever’s been replaced.

If this starts taking long enough that it jeopardizes the Jorgmund’s mission, we may start taking more drastic measures to ensure that we aren’t harboring any imposters.

I’ll keep you updated if you keep me updated.
hallelujahjunction: (Angry - Eyeroll)

Cleared for Release (Sign-Ups)

[personal profile] hallelujahjunction 2021-01-16 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: This is for the list of people considered "child-unfriendly" enough that Dickwash will approve them to be released and go looking for the Babadon't impersonatee. Consider this a plot sign-up. If it's IC for your character to sign up but you don't want to do the rescue mission, let me know and I'll just say Dickwash denied them.]

Alright. I'm staying behind, but it makes sense that folks who can get cleared to go should join Kokichi and the like out there and look for whatever person the babadon't replaced. Find the person they replaced, we know who it is.

Who's heading out?
xrater: (06)

Re: Cleared for Release (Sign-Ups)

[personal profile] xrater 2021-01-16 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
You'll all need some supervision. I'll go.
ragefeathers: (It is making me ill)

Re: Cleared for Release (Sign-Ups)

[personal profile] ragefeathers 2021-01-16 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in. I'm not just sitting around here.
morebetter: (Basic - That's the President)

[personal profile] morebetter 2021-01-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
For whatever reason you jabronis think I'm not child-friendly, so I appoint myself leader.
notvulcan: (Default)

[personal profile] notvulcan 2021-01-16 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I want to help.
zerg_rush: (15 - 10)

[personal profile] zerg_rush 2021-01-16 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even remember the last time I talked to a kid. I'm in.
garmr: (pic#13933110)

[personal profile] garmr 2021-01-16 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'll go.
myagents: (Default)

Re: Cleared for Release (Sign-Ups)

[personal profile] myagents 2021-01-16 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
I will go as well.
parannoyed: (002)

[personal profile] parannoyed 2021-01-16 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll go.

[He has a funny feeling Jorgmund will clear him.]
Edited 2021-01-16 14:46 (UTC)
ownperson: (pb; purple side look)

[personal profile] ownperson 2021-01-16 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)

I’ll go. No way I’m just sitting here on my ass.

fromfryingpantofire: (A - Research)

[personal profile] fromfryingpantofire 2021-01-16 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll go. One of us staying behind isn't a bad idea, but I probably know as much about these things as you do now. It couldn't hurt to have a hunter out there.
princesspower: (You seem so lonely)

[personal profile] princesspower 2021-01-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I really don't want to just sit around and wait.
fuckingaqua: (anyway. space sucks.)

[personal profile] fuckingaqua 2021-01-18 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
If I can get my ass verified, yeah, I'll head out.
greyerrant: (Squinty)

[personal profile] greyerrant 2021-01-19 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I' will go. These kinds of... things are personally offensive to me.