[locked to new hires] [video] clues

[ownperson]

Alright, locking this because if the guys in the other rooms are being anything like us there's messes we don't need the corps seeing us fuckin' making, or worse, but whatever, point is:

[ South holds up a colour printout of all the current Hires faces, with all the teens and younger circled, but numerous others' faces crossed through with Xs:

Guts
Kevin Armstrong
Breq Mianaai
Ronald McDonald
Alia
Dan Sagittarius
Agent Washington
Agent New York
Agent South Dakota
Sarah Kerrigan
Aiden Price
Lavernius Tucker
Carolina
Agent North Dakota
Nora Valkyree
Sam Winchester
Brandon Saint John
Rune Saint John
Garviel Loken
Mackenzie Haynes
Rogue ]

We found a fuckin' doozy. Gonna guess the crosses mean we specifically weren't what this thing was fuckin' looking for in a target for copying.

Like we said earlier, we also found Santa's sack in the shower like the thing was trying to wash it out and a whole lot of candy it probably dumped from it. The closet in here was missing a medium uniform and the locks in here are all fucked, but like... carefully fucked. And... that's it? [ she looks over at Kerrigan as if to confirm, then back at the camera ] So far, anyway.

What the fuck's everyone else found? Assuming we haven't been the only team actually getting shit done.

Comments

[hallelujahjunction]

It's real likely I don't have all the information on these things, since it could come from any universe or just be Stuff, and I wasn't an expert even back home.

In which case, I'll be sincerely upset if any of my information led to us making a bad call. [And he means that.]

[ownperson]

Guess we should be fuckin' grateful it's being sloppy enough for us to find this shit. Least now we know it has to get this stuff from somewhere each time [ brow furrow ] not that it's much help when it's already become somebody, I guess.

[fromfryingpantofire]

It's starting to feel a bit like a hybrid, honestly. A cross between the ones in your world and the ones in mine. A bit, at least.

I could be talking out my ass, though.

[hallelujahjunction]

Might could be a hybrid. Killing off the roses and lilacs sounds like something off my world - we use those as warding plants for some things - but I wasn't sure if it would work on one of these and I think it may be safer for me to stick to what I'm certain of, since it ain't operating by rules I'm informed of.

[fromfryingpantofire]

Well, if it IS a hybrid, let's hope it can be killed by your rules and not mine. Mine will be a pain in the ass.