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Alright, locking this because if the guys in the other rooms are being anything like us there's messes we don't need the corps seeing us fuckin' making, or worse, but whatever, point is:

[ South holds up a colour printout of all the current Hires faces, with all the teens and younger circled, but numerous others' faces crossed through with Xs:

Guts
Kevin Armstrong
Breq Mianaai
Ronald McDonald
Alia
Dan Sagittarius
Agent Washington
Agent New York
Agent South Dakota
Sarah Kerrigan
Aiden Price
Lavernius Tucker
Carolina
Agent North Dakota
Nora Valkyree
Sam Winchester
Brandon Saint John
Rune Saint John
Garviel Loken
Mackenzie Haynes
Rogue ]

We found a fuckin' doozy. Gonna guess the crosses mean we specifically weren't what this thing was fuckin' looking for in a target for copying.

Like we said earlier, we also found Santa's sack in the shower like the thing was trying to wash it out and a whole lot of candy it probably dumped from it. The closet in here was missing a medium uniform and the locks in here are all fucked, but like... carefully fucked. And... that's it? [ she looks over at Kerrigan as if to confirm, then back at the camera ] So far, anyway.

What the fuck's everyone else found? Assuming we haven't been the only team actually getting shit done.

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Well, apart from the hot tub of horror and whatever else gets turned up, it looks like we got a to-do list. Because why wouldn't a shapeshifter keep being a total fucking nerd on top of killing people? Just makes sense.

[ And shown, free of charge, is a to-do list made of pieced-together torn up paper, with words obscured because something seems to have been spilled across it. It reads: ]

To-Do ████ 12.10.2020 - ████ laundry - select first targets - investigate potential costumes - ████ ████ ████ - ████ janitor schedule - ████ ████ and ████ in garden - change rooms

[ Let no one say he didn't do his due diligence at least this one time. ]

This thing has been here a lot longer than we realized. Which means Jorgmund either DIDN'T realize or, once again, have been keeping things to themselves instead of sharing information until they absolutely have to.

Bets on it being the latter?

I'd buy either, but the second one's probably the safer bet. Jorgmund looks like a bunch of dumbasses either way.

Imagine having this thing running around and it's so lame it can't remember the shit it has to do without writing it down, and you still can't get a handle on it. Fuckin' embarrassing, dude.

It has been in the garden, fouling my work?

I always already intent on killing it. Now it is personal.

Fuck yeah, dude, that's the spirit. If we have to do a monster hunt anyway, might as well commit.

[ It's fine to do in-person investigating and also text your teammate on the network for kicks, right. ]

First the fucking printout targets list, now this. What the fuck kind of monster has a fucking written to-do list?

I'm gonna say one with a shitty memory or one with a really micro-managing boss. Maybe both. "Here's your orders because I know you're distracted with all those Santa memories you just sucked out of that dude's face."

I mean, I do, but not of my werewolf activities. At least not one in plain English that can be understood by any random person who comes across it.

[Stacia might be joking, or she might be serious. It's hard to tell from her tone and expression, which mostly suggest that she agrees with South's exasperation.]

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