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Agent South Dakota ([personal profile] ownperson) wrote in [community profile] piper902021-01-22 10:33 pm

[locked to new hires] [video] clues

Alright, locking this because if the guys in the other rooms are being anything like us there's messes we don't need the corps seeing us fuckin' making, or worse, but whatever, point is:

[ South holds up a colour printout of all the current Hires faces, with all the teens and younger circled, but numerous others' faces crossed through with Xs:

Guts
Kevin Armstrong
Breq Mianaai
Ronald McDonald
Alia
Dan Sagittarius
Agent Washington
Agent New York
Agent South Dakota
Sarah Kerrigan
Aiden Price
Lavernius Tucker
Carolina
Agent North Dakota
Nora Valkyree
Sam Winchester
Brandon Saint John
Rune Saint John
Garviel Loken
Mackenzie Haynes
Rogue ]


We found a fuckin' doozy. Gonna guess the crosses mean we specifically weren't what this thing was fuckin' looking for in a target for copying.

Like we said earlier, we also found Santa's sack in the shower like the thing was trying to wash it out and a whole lot of candy it probably dumped from it. The closet in here was missing a medium uniform and the locks in here are all fucked, but like... carefully fucked. And... that's it? [ she looks over at Kerrigan as if to confirm, then back at the camera ] So far, anyway.

What the fuck's everyone else found? Assuming we haven't been the only team actually getting shit done.
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video; locked

[personal profile] ragefeathers 2021-01-25 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, uh. Found this weird printed out email crumpled up in an office here. Take a look.

[ She shows off a picture of the print-out in question:

Hey, sorry for the delay

Since you asked, so, this is the part of Chandler's email that I think was a little aggressive.

"Either way, you're wasting time and resources even proposing investigating the K collective. We have more important threats to prioritize than a benign cult, and your emphasis on them is starting to make me worried about how satisfying your home life must be. Regarding the Other K, she honestly should never have been promoted beyond fetching coffee and holding pipettes. Your concerns about her getting into The Array are overblown and aggravating, especially as she lacks the necessary security clearances."

Like, how satisfying my home life is? At least I have a home life and don't sleep on my desk like that dick. Does this count as sexual harassment? Should I take this to Lindsey in HR?

See you tomorrow afternoon for the team-building seminar.
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