Video, after Babadon't

[wherenoonegoes]

Appearing onscreen is a tall, gangly man who already looks fed up with this entire situation. He's not happy, and for that matter neither is the dragon behind him.]

Hi. Figured this is as good a place to introduce myself as any. I'm Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, Chief of Berk. The dragon behind me is my best friend, Toothless.

Just to get it out of the way, yes, I have heard every possible joke you could make about that. None of them are funny.

Normally this would be the part where I'd say I'm happy to meet all of you, but my wife gave birth to our daughter two days ago. So while I can certainly think of worse possible times for all this, this one is still pretty high up there.

[LOCKED]

If there are any Legionnaires here, however? Disregard that. I [Toothless nudges Hiccup] We actually are happy to see you.

Comments

Locked

[wherenoonegoes]

Honestly, I'm probably going to slip up on being in the Legion sooner or later. I did tell them I helped save the multiverse. In my defense, they were shocking Toothless and I may have kind of snapped a little bit.

I mostly just kept things locked because I wasn't sure if anyone else was here and I didn't want to ruin anything by opening my big mouth more than I already had.

Also, you've never heard Gobber's stories. Even when he's telling the truth he's embellishing the hell out of it. So unless Thor started teaming up with a hammerhead whale-riding hammerhead yak that you forgot to tell me about, I think I'll keep my disbelief unsuspended.

[Locked to Robbie]
Speaking of superpowers? I still have my power, Jorgmund doesn't know about it, and I'd really appreciate it if you completely forget what it is and that I ever had it in the first place if anybody but Brainy asks.

Re: Locked

[walkingballpit]

I wish I could say I’m surprised. They shocked me over the stupidest stuff - they do not know how to read their lie detector test.

You don’t have to defend it. I think everyone’s a little cautious when it comes to these communicators. This is NOT an omnicomm.

I don’t really hang out with the whole god crew, but I don’t know if I’d put it past him, either. Whenever him or Hercules show up, there’s usually mead. Whale-riding is more of an Atlantean thing though.

Locked to Hiccup
I’ll add it to the never-set-to-paper list of stuff I’m taking to the grave.

I don’t tell them anything about anyone else. And I won’t.