Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (
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piper902021-01-26 04:15 pm
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Video, after Babadon't
Appearing onscreen is a tall, gangly man who already looks fed up with this entire situation. He's not happy, and for that matter neither is the dragon behind him.]
Hi. Figured this is as good a place to introduce myself as any. I'm Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, Chief of Berk. The dragon behind me is my best friend, Toothless.
Just to get it out of the way, yes, I have heard every possible joke you could make about that. None of them are funny.
Normally this would be the part where I'd say I'm happy to meet all of you, but my wife gave birth to our daughter two days ago. So while I can certainly think of worse possible times for all this, this one is still pretty high up there.
[LOCKED]
If there are any Legionnaires here, however? Disregard that. I [Toothless nudges Hiccup] We actually are happy to see you.
Hi. Figured this is as good a place to introduce myself as any. I'm Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, Chief of Berk. The dragon behind me is my best friend, Toothless.
Just to get it out of the way, yes, I have heard every possible joke you could make about that. None of them are funny.
Normally this would be the part where I'd say I'm happy to meet all of you, but my wife gave birth to our daughter two days ago. So while I can certainly think of worse possible times for all this, this one is still pretty high up there.
[LOCKED]
If there are any Legionnaires here, however? Disregard that. I [Toothless nudges Hiccup] We actually are happy to see you.
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[ Shrug. ]
What I did isn't really important.
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Eh, probably. As for me? I'm a blacksmith, I ride dragons-
[Toothless grumbles]
Okay, a dragon. An incredibly nitpicky one. Also, I'm missing about a third of my left leg. That's not really hobby related. Just a fun fact.
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[ The leg goes unremarked for the moment. Dragons are more interesting than legs. ]