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[greyaria]

[Emily isn't wearing the ugly blue jumpsuit. She is instead wearing ugly blue scrubs, and judging by the background, she's in the Infirmary. And she's smiling. Emily is always. Smiling.]

Is there anyone out there with an injury or chronic medical condition that was untreatable in your home universe? I have robotics lab and medical access now. Come on by and we'll see about sorting that out! Or just come by for a checkup! I don't discriminate!

[She should probably set expectations properly, huh? Her good cheer goes from disconcerting to almost normal as she adds her caveat.]

The equipment is, hmm, vintage and I don't promise I can fix everything, especially if your biochemistry is out there compared to humans, but it seems like I'm from the future [she makes wiggly finger gestures, which are apparently supposed to signal...something] relative to quite a few of you, so that's an extra few centuries of medical knowledge. Might as well put it to good use!

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[greyaria]

Paste? I have various surgical adhesives.

[You're very. Sparkly.]

[shipoftheseus]

[Sparkly and probably kinda...uncanny valley-ish. Despite the generally humanoid appearance, there's something probably a little unsettling about how inorganic their "skin" seems or how slightly off some of their proportions might look.

But that doesn't matter right now. They're being responsible and having some foresight for once.]

Would it work for Gems? [Ugh, right, most people here don't seem to know shit. They frown.] If I get broken somehow, would you be able to help?

[greyaria]

[Gems? Broken?]

You're...inorganic?

[shipoftheseus]

[ have you looked at them ]

Yes...?

[greyaria]

[Look, all they have where Emily's from are robots, which are not sparkly.]

Inorganic chemistry is not my strongest area! You might be better off talking to Brainiac or Alia.

[xrater]

[Say her name and she shall appear.]

I can honestly say I've never worked with a crystalline life form, but I have studied some fascinating works on-well. Nevermind all of that.

If Brainiac 5 doesn't know how to handle the repairs in this case, I'm comfortable with giving it a chance.

[shipoftheseus]

I mean, I can probably handle it myself most of the time as long as there's paste somewhere. But just in case I'm not functioning...

[Which, uh. Does kinda happen way too often.

Yeah. Good to make sure someone is ready to put them back together.]