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piper902021-02-14 10:21 am
onequartershark) wrote in piper902021-02-14 10:21 am
P(aintball) S(ervice) A(nnouncement) [Video]
This is Carolina. I've been asked to make a... public service-slash-safety announcement.
[ Carolina looks tired. Carolina also sounds tired, her voice is as dry as the Sahara. From how her eyes keep flicking downward, she's evidently reading something aloud. (And, on occasion, squinting judgmentally at the choices of whoever wrote it.) ]
It has come to the attention of management that certain individuals were... particularly enthusiastic about our recent Mandatory Fun Team Building Activity.
[ She pronounces the capital letters. As for the activity: It was paintball. There were winners. There were losers. There were tears. Carolina is very much among those who may have won a little too hard and has the bruises to prove it.
So do some other people.
She continues, still mostly monotone. ]
While employee participation in Mandatory Fun Activities is compulsory and enthusiasm is encouraged, management wishes to remind you that it is our goal here at Jorgmund to win together. Unsportsmanlike behavior, excessive force, and - [ She hesitates for just a split second, clenching her jaw as she obviously swallows the desire to argue ] - bending of the rules are not welcome in Mandatory Fun and may result in corrective action.
Those who have demonstrated a need for corrective action today already know who they are.
[ She gives the camera a long, significant, withering look. ]
This concludes the public service-slash-safety announcement. Have a pleasant day and...
[ She doesn't roll her eyes, but it's a very near thing. ]
...remember we're all here to make this better, together.
((OOC: This post is intended to refer to a big, stupid, chaotic game that is described through what characters say/what kind of shape they're in/what they complain about afterward. Improvise, imply need for corrective action, find ways your character got to sit out and laugh at everyone else, etc. Have fun with it! ))
[ Carolina looks tired. Carolina also sounds tired, her voice is as dry as the Sahara. From how her eyes keep flicking downward, she's evidently reading something aloud. (And, on occasion, squinting judgmentally at the choices of whoever wrote it.) ]
It has come to the attention of management that certain individuals were... particularly enthusiastic about our recent Mandatory Fun Team Building Activity.
[ She pronounces the capital letters. As for the activity: It was paintball. There were winners. There were losers. There were tears. Carolina is very much among those who may have won a little too hard and has the bruises to prove it.
So do some other people.
She continues, still mostly monotone. ]
While employee participation in Mandatory Fun Activities is compulsory and enthusiasm is encouraged, management wishes to remind you that it is our goal here at Jorgmund to win together. Unsportsmanlike behavior, excessive force, and - [ She hesitates for just a split second, clenching her jaw as she obviously swallows the desire to argue ] - bending of the rules are not welcome in Mandatory Fun and may result in corrective action.
Those who have demonstrated a need for corrective action today already know who they are.
[ She gives the camera a long, significant, withering look. ]
This concludes the public service-slash-safety announcement. Have a pleasant day and...
[ She doesn't roll her eyes, but it's a very near thing. ]
...remember we're all here to make this better, together.
((OOC: This post is intended to refer to a big, stupid, chaotic game that is described through what characters say/what kind of shape they're in/what they complain about afterward. Improvise, imply need for corrective action, find ways your character got to sit out and laugh at everyone else, etc. Have fun with it! ))
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What's that friendly communications reminder they emailed out yesterday about assumptions?
[ Corporate hell world corporate hell world ]
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Re: video
wow i need to commission icons or learn to draw or something
Also, blowing off steam by ruining pencilnecks' week.]