Bunnymund (
bringinghopewithme) wrote in
piper902020-05-08 02:19 pm
[TEXT] [LOCKED TO NEW HIRES ONLY]
[After doing everything he can to verify he's locked this correctly, i.e. asking Stacia to check if he did it right, Bunny presses forth with testing Lonestar's claims.]
Well I haven't been interrogated or tortured any more than usual. Do we trust this thing or not?
[EDITED The next day comes an additional video message -]
I realized two things. Some of you rightly guessed I lied about stealing keys from Jorgmund. Some of you pointed out Jorgmund might somehow be smart enough not to take obvious bait. Well -
[He holds up one paw, and twirls a keyring around one digit.]
It's not a lie anymore.
It got me into a closet and now we have - [He re-angles the camera to show: a metal hammer, multi-bit screwdrivers with a wide range of interchangeable bits, an adjustable wrench, a tiny screwdriver set for delicate work, and a small soldering iron.]
Anyone thinks they can do something useful with any of this, come see me. I'm keeping them hidden and I'm not telling any of you where until I know for sure who talks too much and who doesn't.
Well I haven't been interrogated or tortured any more than usual. Do we trust this thing or not?
[EDITED The next day comes an additional video message -]
I realized two things. Some of you rightly guessed I lied about stealing keys from Jorgmund. Some of you pointed out Jorgmund might somehow be smart enough not to take obvious bait. Well -
[He holds up one paw, and twirls a keyring around one digit.]
It's not a lie anymore.
It got me into a closet and now we have - [He re-angles the camera to show: a metal hammer, multi-bit screwdrivers with a wide range of interchangeable bits, an adjustable wrench, a tiny screwdriver set for delicate work, and a small soldering iron.]
Anyone thinks they can do something useful with any of this, come see me. I'm keeping them hidden and I'm not telling any of you where until I know for sure who talks too much and who doesn't.

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[This could be such a good asset, if only he knew everyone on the new hire team a bit better.
And if only Mac weren't already so clearly a huge loudmouthed idiot.]
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If they take our comms, I'll work out some kind of coded physical way to communicate and find a way to proliferate it.
I won't stop unless I'm dead. So if we lose it and I don't get found out, we may still have a few options.
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[He likes this guy.]
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(PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair).
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