[TEXT] [LOCKED TO NEW HIRES ONLY]

[bringinghopewithme]

[After doing everything he can to verify he's locked this correctly, i.e. asking Stacia to check if he did it right, Bunny presses forth with testing Lonestar's claims.]

Well I haven't been interrogated or tortured any more than usual. Do we trust this thing or not?

[EDITED The next day comes an additional video message -]

I realized two things. Some of you rightly guessed I lied about stealing keys from Jorgmund. Some of you pointed out Jorgmund might somehow be smart enough not to take obvious bait. Well -

[He holds up one paw, and twirls a keyring around one digit.]

It's not a lie anymore.

It got me into a closet and now we have - [He re-angles the camera to show: a metal hammer, multi-bit screwdrivers with a wide range of interchangeable bits, an adjustable wrench, a tiny screwdriver set for delicate work, and a small soldering iron.]

Anyone thinks they can do something useful with any of this, come see me. I'm keeping them hidden and I'm not telling any of you where until I know for sure who talks too much and who doesn't.

Comments

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[turntex]

i mean if its cool with yall ill stay anonymous for a while
but hey glad to see the easter bunny didnt get martyred
thatd be a downer
what would we tell the kids

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[bringinghopewithme]

I'd rather see fewer names than more, truth be told. It is safer that way.

You wouldn't have to tell the kids anything. My mates wouldnt let Easter go un-done.

It wouldn't be as good because most of them don't have any taste, but it would still happen.

[turntex]

what are there like back up easter bunnies
heirs to the easter throne
whos up next if something happens to you
like are all of yall rabbits or could we have just as easily ended up with an easter horse

[bringinghopewithme]

Nah I'm talking about the Sandman, Tooth, North and Jack Frost. The other Guardians.

[he totally almost forgot to add Jack to the list.]

There's an Easter Bilby but she's real young. Almost brand new. She can about handle Australia on her own but she'll need help to cover all the other continents. I just hope the others think to let her take the lead. She's the only one with a good eye for color.

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[greyaria]

For everyone's information, tying identity to speech/writing patterns is easy to do, especially with a computer. People might want to mix up their styles if they're serious about anonymity!

[Why did she attach this to Dave this particular anon's post? Truly a mystery.]

[turntex]

[Come on dude, he ditched his custom font and everything.]

wow are you trying to say im obvious
rude

[Probably not wrong, though. Shit, that's annoying. He could try to just mimic someone else's typing style instead...?]

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[gautiheir]

as if we didn't have enough to think about1
i was feeling pretty savvy and now i'm back to worrying about doing it wrong all over again.

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[greyaria]

Insurgencies are very complicated! I should know, I was fighting against one for years.

[gautiheir]

cloak and dagger is fine, it just has so many unexpected factors to consider when you're from a place that still ties messages to birds' legs. ;9

[greyaria]

High latency, but the bandwidth beats a lot of things if you write small enough!

[He has no idea what that means, Emily.]

[gautiheir]

if only i had any idea what bandwidth was1

[ Latency, at least, there's a reasonable guess by context, even if it's a particular use of the word that's new to him. ]