[TEXT] [LOCKED TO NEW HIRES ONLY]

[bringinghopewithme]

[After doing everything he can to verify he's locked this correctly, i.e. asking Stacia to check if he did it right, Bunny presses forth with testing Lonestar's claims.]

Well I haven't been interrogated or tortured any more than usual. Do we trust this thing or not?

[EDITED The next day comes an additional video message -]

I realized two things. Some of you rightly guessed I lied about stealing keys from Jorgmund. Some of you pointed out Jorgmund might somehow be smart enough not to take obvious bait. Well -

[He holds up one paw, and twirls a keyring around one digit.]

It's not a lie anymore.

It got me into a closet and now we have - [He re-angles the camera to show: a metal hammer, multi-bit screwdrivers with a wide range of interchangeable bits, an adjustable wrench, a tiny screwdriver set for delicate work, and a small soldering iron.]

Anyone thinks they can do something useful with any of this, come see me. I'm keeping them hidden and I'm not telling any of you where until I know for sure who talks too much and who doesn't.

Comments

[tarnishedavenger]

You'd think they'd at least pick up a little class about it. But no, fake beard, pillow belly, and right to the liquor store.

I guess Easter Bunny costumes are less popular due to the 'breathing in a faux-fur helmet' issue. And peripheral vision.

[stickypete]

Always with a pillow, usually a really bad fake beard hanging down to their neck.

Why can't bank robbers learn to have some class? Better costumes, offering tellers a hot towel after making them hand over the money.

Maybe a mint left on the floor of the empty bank vault.