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piper902020-05-08 02:19 pm
bringinghopewithme) wrote in piper902020-05-08 02:19 pm
[TEXT] [LOCKED TO NEW HIRES ONLY]
[After doing everything he can to verify he's locked this correctly, i.e. asking Stacia to check if he did it right, Bunny presses forth with testing Lonestar's claims.]
Well I haven't been interrogated or tortured any more than usual. Do we trust this thing or not?
[EDITED The next day comes an additional video message -]
I realized two things. Some of you rightly guessed I lied about stealing keys from Jorgmund. Some of you pointed out Jorgmund might somehow be smart enough not to take obvious bait. Well -
[He holds up one paw, and twirls a keyring around one digit.]
It's not a lie anymore.
It got me into a closet and now we have - [He re-angles the camera to show: a metal hammer, multi-bit screwdrivers with a wide range of interchangeable bits, an adjustable wrench, a tiny screwdriver set for delicate work, and a small soldering iron.]
Anyone thinks they can do something useful with any of this, come see me. I'm keeping them hidden and I'm not telling any of you where until I know for sure who talks too much and who doesn't.
Well I haven't been interrogated or tortured any more than usual. Do we trust this thing or not?
[EDITED The next day comes an additional video message -]
I realized two things. Some of you rightly guessed I lied about stealing keys from Jorgmund. Some of you pointed out Jorgmund might somehow be smart enough not to take obvious bait. Well -
[He holds up one paw, and twirls a keyring around one digit.]
It's not a lie anymore.
It got me into a closet and now we have - [He re-angles the camera to show: a metal hammer, multi-bit screwdrivers with a wide range of interchangeable bits, an adjustable wrench, a tiny screwdriver set for delicate work, and a small soldering iron.]
Anyone thinks they can do something useful with any of this, come see me. I'm keeping them hidden and I'm not telling any of you where until I know for sure who talks too much and who doesn't.
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i'd like to tell you i'm not another of those idiots.
but the friend who's responsible for acting as a good two-thirds of my impulse control isn't here with me, so that certainly doesn't bode well1