[TEXT] [LOCKED TO NEW HIRES ONLY]

[bringinghopewithme]

[After doing everything he can to verify he's locked this correctly, i.e. asking Stacia to check if he did it right, Bunny presses forth with testing Lonestar's claims.]

Well I haven't been interrogated or tortured any more than usual. Do we trust this thing or not?

[EDITED The next day comes an additional video message -]

I realized two things. Some of you rightly guessed I lied about stealing keys from Jorgmund. Some of you pointed out Jorgmund might somehow be smart enough not to take obvious bait. Well -

[He holds up one paw, and twirls a keyring around one digit.]

It's not a lie anymore.

It got me into a closet and now we have - [He re-angles the camera to show: a metal hammer, multi-bit screwdrivers with a wide range of interchangeable bits, an adjustable wrench, a tiny screwdriver set for delicate work, and a small soldering iron.]

Anyone thinks they can do something useful with any of this, come see me. I'm keeping them hidden and I'm not telling any of you where until I know for sure who talks too much and who doesn't.

Comments

[monkey_wrench]

[Oh, hot damn, he actually did it. For some reason, he hadn't expected that. Maybe because it was one thing to say he was planning to do something to spite the company or to pretend that he had, it was something else to really risk getting shocked or killed by straight-up doing it and showing it off.

He never thought he would have a streak of real respect for the Easter Bunny of all people, but welp, here they were. It's also ever so slightly embarrassing to think that the Easter Bunny was doing more to get back at these people that he had. Maybe it's about time he started stepping up his own game.]

Man, you really are determined to make them show their hand.

You know what? I just might take you up on that offer. If you don't get caught.