Birthday Planning! [locked to new hires][yes, all of them!]

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Today is my birthday! Happy birthday to meeeeeee!

[Stacia clears her throat.]

After some serious thought and because this place is disgusting, I have elected to turn seventeen again. To that effect, please feel free to greet me in person with whatever seventeen-and-under age you like, especially where Jorg employees can hear so as to sow confusion amongst their ranks.

Comments

Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]

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What the hell. These guys are such dicks.

Whaaat if we like... I dunno I'm bad at this? Get him a nice brush? Like, fur can be such a pain.

Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]

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They super are. I hope something throws up in their shoes and they don't notice until they put their feet inside.

That's a good thought. I'm not sure where we'd gets a brush though. I was thinking we could do something nice for him, since our ability to go shopping is limited.

Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]

[ragefeathers]

Yeah. He's always finding ways to sneak us little treats so I want to do something!

I'm just bad at this...

Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]

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Definitely something for the list next time we have the opportunity to go shopping. Or scavenging.

[Stacia huffs.]

It's not one of my skills either, at least when shopping or scavenging isn't available. Maybe a bunch of us can team up to take care of his daily tasks so he can hole up somewhere and relax?

Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]

[ragefeathers]

What if we took care of all of his garden chores for a week or something? If we can talk the assholes upstairs into letting us take them--that or we just have to find time to fit them into our schedules between all their other bullshit.

You know, if he'd trust us to do it. I mean, I know how to garden. I helped pick weeds at the Sept more than once. I grew up with us having our own kitchen garden--that's how broke we were. Cheaper to buy the seed and grow our own, you know? Since mom wasn't around and dad was working it was my job to keep the garden going.

Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]

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I think his gardening chores are either the stuff he likes doing, or the stuff they're having him do with his powers. I was thinking more his other tasks -- if enough of us chip in, it won't be that much more work, right?

Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]

[ragefeathers]

Nah, it wouldn't be. I think that's the best thing we can do for now, honestly? I dunno what else there is...

Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]

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It's the best I can come up with, and I'm willing to do it if I can get a few other people to pitch in. I don't think I can do it all myself.