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piper902021-04-04 12:49 pm
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Birthday Planning! [locked to new hires][yes, all of them!]
Today is my birthday! Happy birthday to meeeeeee!
[Stacia clears her throat.]
After some serious thought and because this place is disgusting, I have elected to turn seventeen again. To that effect, please feel free to greet me in person with whatever seventeen-and-under age you like, especially where Jorg employees can hear so as to sow confusion amongst their ranks.
[Stacia clears her throat.]
After some serious thought and because this place is disgusting, I have elected to turn seventeen again. To that effect, please feel free to greet me in person with whatever seventeen-and-under age you like, especially where Jorg employees can hear so as to sow confusion amongst their ranks.
[Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]
Suggestions for petty revenge that can't be traced back to us are also welcome.
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We could make notes saying they're from random kids on the rig, talking about how mean Jorg is for not letting the Easter Bunny be here for them on Easter, put them in mailing tubes with colorful rotten eggs, address them to the higher-ups, and have Kokichi sneak them into the mailing room to be delivered.
Oh! And Happy 16th Birthday!
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I think the eggs might be taking it a little far for our cover, as appropriate as it would be. But anonymous notes in crayon might work.
And hey, if Kokichi can sneak smelly stuff besides eggs into the ventilation system, I wouldn't say boo.
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It's like you all think I'm some kind of vandal!
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[Peer pressure! Peer pressure! Peer pressure!]
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Re: [Locked further from Mac, Price, and Bunny]
Whaaat if we like... I dunno I'm bad at this? Get him a nice brush? Like, fur can be such a pain.
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That's a good thought. I'm not sure where we'd gets a brush though. I was thinking we could do something nice for him, since our ability to go shopping is limited.
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I'm just bad at this...
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[Stacia huffs.]
It's not one of my skills either, at least when shopping or scavenging isn't available. Maybe a bunch of us can team up to take care of his daily tasks so he can hole up somewhere and relax?
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You know, if he'd trust us to do it. I mean, I know how to garden. I helped pick weeds at the Sept more than once. I grew up with us having our own kitchen garden--that's how broke we were. Cheaper to buy the seed and grow our own, you know? Since mom wasn't around and dad was working it was my job to keep the garden going.
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I think his gardening chores are either the stuff he likes doing, or the stuff they're having him do with his powers. I was thinking more his other tasks -- if enough of us chip in, it won't be that much more work, right?
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It's the best I can come up with, and I'm willing to do it if I can get a few other people to pitch in. I don't think I can do it all myself.
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