001: Group Introductions - TEXT

[tarnishedavenger]

[During a lull in the party, Armstrong taps out a quick message to the network. Not that private one, he doesn't trust it. They can answer whenever they like, so long as he gets an answer. The trick would be wording it.]

So, we're all in this for now. You've had your welcome cake, but you can't meet everyone in a party, no matter how hard you try. But, since we've all been encouraged to sign up with Jorgmund, I figured now would be a good time to get some introductions done. Talk about any specialties we might have.

Share information that we feel comfortable sharing. This isn't to pressure anyone or to force out any dark secrets.

[Not where watchful eyes can see, at least.]

Besides, I prefer doing this to making a cute information sharing game.

So, please, make your own threads within this post to keep everything organized.

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[walkingballpit]

[ Some things are wasted on text. Robbie starts with Doreen’s verse, because no one lives in New York and doesn’t pick up the whole thing, and just pushes right on through to the end.

He doesn’t have the best voice, but he’s on pitch and has enthusiasm to spare. The finger snapping straight out of West Side Story is a nice touch. Keeps it jazzy. ]

Will he stick? Listen bud, he’s got crazy glue in his blood.
Can he stick ‘bove the bed? Get him wet and go ahead
Toss him! There splats ol’ Sticky Ben.

Chewing gum, caramel, hands coated all the time
Paste-Pot Pete’s so jel - his adhesive’s sublime!


Sticky Ben, Sticky Ben, friendly glutinous Sticky Ben.
Healthy food, he ignores, dimples are his reward.
Look out! Make room for Sticky Ben.

[ And an ad-lib to button it, cause he doesn’t want to repeat the last verse and remember what he did. ]

Oooh yeeeeah, stickin’ with Sticky Beeen!

Thank you, Rigland! And - scene!

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[stickypete]

[Peter just gently lowers his face into his palms in an expression both of them have likely seen multiple times before.]

It's mean to pick on the elderly.

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[walkingballpit]

A couple of points here. One, we’re not used to you being elderly. It’s kinda hard to tell with the balaclava pajamas, but he was around awhile before I started. Let’s say he’s like me, started nice and young at fifteen... I don’t know, that’d put him about 25. Hard max 37, 38. He just doesn’t talk GenX. Elder millennial’s pushing it. Two - you’re like what? 45? Half the Avengers are older.