001: Group Introductions - TEXT

[tarnishedavenger]

[During a lull in the party, Armstrong taps out a quick message to the network. Not that private one, he doesn't trust it. They can answer whenever they like, so long as he gets an answer. The trick would be wording it.]

So, we're all in this for now. You've had your welcome cake, but you can't meet everyone in a party, no matter how hard you try. But, since we've all been encouraged to sign up with Jorgmund, I figured now would be a good time to get some introductions done. Talk about any specialties we might have.

Share information that we feel comfortable sharing. This isn't to pressure anyone or to force out any dark secrets.

[Not where watchful eyes can see, at least.]

Besides, I prefer doing this to making a cute information sharing game.

So, please, make your own threads within this post to keep everything organized.

Comments

AMA - TEXT

[morebetter]

whats up batches im Mac.

corporate clearly highered me because they want to foster real potential in all the fields necesary to make a business run right. i have a background in starting small businesses, security profesionalism and entertaining. my particle fields of expertise are subtle acts of information-gathering, strategizing, and high-steaks combat, the cooler the better

i have many talents but i think my powers over language are getting handicaped by this anti-swaring bowl ship.

ask me anything and if your lucky ill answer :)

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[greyaria]

You certainly have an impressive ability with homophones!

[morebetter]

well im devout and i mean, the bible is VERY clear on adam and steve

[greyaria]

[wh...at]

I think we might be having different conversations right now!

[morebetter]

ship!! did i misfire? i did that on text once and now im banned from getting Dominos delivered

[greyaria]

[Okay, "talking to Caboose" mode activated.]

Mac, what do you think "homophone" means?

[morebetter]

what do YOU think homophone means

[greyaria]

[Sigh.]

Homophones are words that sound the same but are spelled differently, like "steak" and "stake."

[Ahem.]

[morebetter]

i just assumed you couldnt spell

honestly we have so many letters and so many that sound different, theres no reason the ancient greeks had to reuse so many combinations when they invented english

[greyaria]

[The pot is calling the cotton ball black.]

I'm beginning to think the selection process for New Hires is actually random!

[Fortunately for Mac, it's unlikely he'll realize he should go to the burn ward.]

[morebetter]

oh yeah i mean were all from different places so that checks out

[He doesn't realize it, and even if he did, he'd deflect.]