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smallmediumwelldone) wrote in
piper902020-10-21 06:04 pm
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Good evening.
[There’s a woman speaking, tone clipped. The corporate jumpsuit hangs off her small frame, and her hair is swept up into an old-fashioned bun. Or so it seems - she’s standing a bit away from the screen, and it’s tilted at an odd angle.]
I am given to understand that this is how to contact my new coworkers? My name is Beatrice Brewer, at your service, and I assure you I am quite qualified. I am - was - an apprentice of the fifth circle in, ah, a collection of magi, have experience in a thrilling variety of crises, and am quite keen to get started on - [a heavy sigh, more notable for the fact that someone observant might catch that she doesn’t breathe] - this situation.
[There’s a long pause.]
Drat, is this bloody thing even on? Dreadful place, what sort of dog and pony show are they running, honestly. Stuff? Stuff? Of all the names?
[There’s a woman speaking, tone clipped. The corporate jumpsuit hangs off her small frame, and her hair is swept up into an old-fashioned bun. Or so it seems - she’s standing a bit away from the screen, and it’s tilted at an odd angle.]
I am given to understand that this is how to contact my new coworkers? My name is Beatrice Brewer, at your service, and I assure you I am quite qualified. I am - was - an apprentice of the fifth circle in, ah, a collection of magi, have experience in a thrilling variety of crises, and am quite keen to get started on - [a heavy sigh, more notable for the fact that someone observant might catch that she doesn’t breathe] - this situation.
[There’s a long pause.]
Drat, is this bloody thing even on? Dreadful place, what sort of dog and pony show are they running, honestly. Stuff? Stuff? Of all the names?

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every few thousand years our world cycles back into magic being real. when the magic tide is highest these nasty fucking things from outside reality use it to get in and eat everyone. magic is made by life so eventually they eat enough that the magic goes away and they die. then it starts again. but most people dont know that, just me and my friends and some others.
were trying to fix it. not everyone else is. it's a whole thing.
dragons are hella cool though.
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OH. THAT SOUNDS WORRYINGLY FAMILIAR, ACTUALLY. ARE ANY OF THESE DEVOURING CREATURES IMMORTAL? ARE ANY OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IMMORTAL? DO THEY NEED TO EAT LIFE FOR POWER?
I AM A TOUCH ENVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE DRAGONS, BUT WITH HOW MATTERS WERE UNFOLDING, I AM SURE IN MY WORLD THE DRAGONS WOULD BE EITHER EVIL OR DEAD SO PERHAPS IT'S FOR THE BEST.
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but thats shown up in one other world i learned about here too so i think that just is a thing that happens sometimes. if theyre from outside reality they can probably get at other peoples metaplanes too.
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I WISH YOU BETTER LUCK FIXING YOUR WORLD THAN I HAD. SHOULD ANY OF US EVER GET BACK.
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fuck those fucking fuckers, man.
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THUS FAR, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO ACCOMPLISH GETTING THEMSELVES EATEN ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE.
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I FEEL ABSURD TYPING LIKE THIS AT YOUR LITTLE RED X. SURELY WE CAN ARRANGE FOR A MORE CIVILIZED WAY TO TALK?
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[one bat-transition later]
"Hoi! Brewer!"
Jogging towards Beatrice is a small woman with messy black hair, wearing a jumpsuit with both sleeves torn off. Her right arm is all metal, heavily engraved, and her eyes are dark and bright. There's a crooked, welcoming smile on her face as she slows from her jog. She's only two inches taller than Beatrice, but carries herself like she 6'5".
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It is so much less unnerving. She studies the - elf? Nothing stands out in that respect, save that the woman is of a sensible height. Beatrice herself stands rather formally, face neutral, hands behind her back. Her hair lends her height, okay?? And her dignity and unwavering belief in it adds another few inches.
"I admit, you're not quite what I expected." Beatrice clarifies by gesturing towards the arm. "I don't associate that level of modification with magic, typically. Is it custom work?"
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She sticks out her hand in greeting.
"Pleasure to see you face-to-face."
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There's a distinct pause as Beatrice lets the hand hang in the air. It starts to rapidly gets awkward, but just as the moment seems to reach its breaking point, she gives the strange woman a brief handshake - letting go quickly. If the mortals want to try and make contact, her ice-cube cold touch is their problem.
"You did mention that humanity's tales of Elves originate from your people," she points out dryly. "But you don't strike me as particularly inclined to burst into poetry or as demonic - yet."
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It's a remarkable little speech, the more so for how idly Saturday rattles it off, as if she's had to give it so many times it's become rote.
She womanfully does not flinch at Beatrice's icy-cold grip, and Beatrice will find that her right arm is as warm and response as a real hand. It barely feels like metal at all.
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"What are stories of history if not what people want remembered more than the truth? Just some are more successful at blotting out the truth than others. Accounts such as the Norse Eddas - do they recall ancient warfare with and between the Elven people, then? History, warning?"
"I can only imagine how essential managing the impressions of such stories were for when you reemerged. My own people had - attempted a similar gambit of harnessing what people wished to remember but." A wry twist. "Those with their heads stuck seven thousand years ago."
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She throws up her hands, waving them elaborately to punctuate the sense of chaos she's trying to invoke.
"Except for a couple batches of immortals, no one knew it was coming, see? The history got forgotten. Still is, except me an' my friends have had a real weird time lately so we know some stuff. Anyway, who're your people, exactly? You didn't say."
The question is so sudden and innocent one could almost suspect she genuinely had just tacked it on to keep Beatrice part of the conversation. Except Saturday very much didn't. Woman's ice cold and not breathing, an' she ain't stupid.
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Beatrice still seems more interested in the practicalities of how the Awakening worked. "But surely there is someone interested in sorting out the line between history and the made up? Or are your 'batches of immortals' the self-proclaimed authority and power on that front?" People are, after all, very predictable, but if this girl 'knows stuff' as she claims, perhaps she can elaborate. Particularly on what truly has Beatrice's eyes gleaming with interest.
Look, immortals are consistent, but evolutionary matters? That is interesting. That is new. That is her own precise area of interest. Which means Saturday gets hit with an absolute barrage of questions, not even giving her time to digest the other points.
"..Sorry, can you clarify woke up as these other - species? Subgroups? Does that mean you are all genetically the same as a human? Did expression follow determined paths, or was it random? Are you one of those that awoke, or are you ah. Native, so to speak?"
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"...okay, like. I can probably answer a lot of that but like I'm not an expert an' mostly I'll be telling you what other people told me, I can't - get super into detail and stuff. I mean I dropped outta school in the ninth grade. But okay.
"So like, our world is on this cycle where magic rises to a level where it starts expressing genetics for being an elf, or a mage, or an orc, or whatever. And people who like already had the potential could suddenly use magic - not that they couldn't before, but there wasn't enough, right? Like being born with gills in a world that doesn't have water, all this stuff was just kinda hanging out in our DNA doing nothing until the magic levels rose.
"Don't ask me any questions about the magic levels 'cause there's math with letters in it involved. What I know is magic is tied into essence, which is like the life energy of everything, but more so. It's the thingness of being. Kinda like what the Stuff is supposed to unravel which is deeply freaky, honestly. It's also kinda like a soul but it's no religious. I dunno, sometimes I think of it as like, the air the electricity in my nerves leaps through, but I dunno if that's just poetry or whatever.
"What that means is, I'm an elf, my parents were elves, my grandparents were human. We're all genus homo, but subspecies, sapiens included. Got latin names and all. The Awakening was a while ago, like I said - my grandparents' generation. It wasn't random, 'cause genetics. And we're all native earthpeople, we didn't come from anywhere else, just some of us had the genes that woke up when the magic levels rose an' some of us didn't."
Whew. Saturday looks exhausted by remembering all that, and corralling it into something like coherent order.
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"Some of the concepts you describe are - startlingly familiar, actually. We underwent our own rise and then ebb of magic centuries ago, and there was some panic once it wasn't able to sustain what..the current mages were accustomed to. Although vampires were not, ah, impacted to the same degree in my world, while it sounds as if they were part of this reawakening in yours? My home's magic is, as well, tied into the energy of life, although possibly determined, to some degree, of what perception of it says it ought to be? That was, at least, blamed for the shift in how it could be accessed, although blood sorcery bypassed that quite handily." Perception is a concept familiar to Scylla's pet UMT as well. It's so sad they can't be here to nerd at each other. Well, except for the whole blood magic thing.
"Essence," Beatrice muses. "A solid word for the concept. Much less unwieldy than quintessence, and certainly better than juice."
There's around a solid minute where she gets lost in her own head, scooting around various magical puzzle pieces and reverberations across worlds when Beatrice snaps back into focusing on Saturday with a sudden intense focus.
"I'm sorry, did you say dropped out of education? In the ninth grade?"
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Saturday about jumps out of her skin.
"Uh, yeah," she says, a little baffled. "Some stuff happened, I didn't wanna go anymore, and pops didn't make me."
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She's somewhere torn between that outraged focus and sheer bafflement.
"Good heavens, why not? An education is the most valuable gift anyone can provide to a fledgling-" oh wait, that's not the right human word. "-to a child. In my own lifetime, I would have traded a great deal to have been permitted to go. The subsequent struggle by the next generation-ahem." She's getting off the point, even if Beatrice is having trouble wrapping her mind around that this young woman of some magical capability would willingly give up what she had ached so strongly for. That someone would have different desires and experiences, of course, is not to be counted. "Surely you - your father continued your education at home, yes?"
The tone strongly indicates she is hoping Saturday says yes.
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But. The lady just got here, Jorgmund aren't exactly gracious hosts, and community solidarity is about the only thing the New Hires have going for them, as a collective.
"Like I said. Some stuff happened. I didn't wanna go, and after the stuff that had happened, pops wasn't gonna make me. He didn't stop me learning anything I wanted to, I just didn't go to school anymore."
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It's hardly as if Beatrice cares about the details of 'stuff' or the travails of this elf's life, so skipping right past it works for her. In either case, Saturday's answer seems to mollify her.
"So you still covered it then, just not..there? I suppose information is much more readily available in the modern age. You seem to understand the mechanics of your world's magic well enough – where did you learn that?"
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She's willing to breeze by the details. They'll come out, sooner or later - she saw Beatrice eyeing her arm hungrily.
"My best friend's a mage. She talks at me to figure stuff out a lot. Eventually I picked things up."
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