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[turntex]

[The wall of text that springs up in the locked network is anonymous, the user just signed as "tg". It's probably obvious anyway to anyone who's talked to Dave a bit, even without his standard obnoxious custom font and shit, but give him a break. This is pure ulfiltered stream of consciousness.]

so ive been thinking
in theory this whole secret secure network is cool and all
like hell yeah got our shit on lockdown we are safe as fuck chatting away here
but im pretty sure most of us still have more reservations than an olive garden during the dinner rush
the waits an hour long and all we can do is sit in this shitty crowded lobby smelling that sweet knockoff italian grub
anyway the guy who put this whole thing together is probably cool and it doesnt seem like anyone code savvy has found anything to be concerned about but it still seems kinda unwise to put certain things in down in writing
like do we really wanna be leaving a metaphorical paper trail of revolutionary evidence just in case this whole program does get blown wide open somehow
and ive seen people stressing over the possibility of untrustworthy fuckers in our midst thatll sell us all out in a heartbeat for an extra pillow
ive been sitting here like shit man what can i even do to actually be useful right now and historically ive had a surplus of flighty broads constantly ready to answer that question
but its not like i can really be all that helpful if i cant even spell out exactly what i might be good for without basically drawing an arrow pointing directly at real life me
the point is maybe were better off talking some shit out in person where were arent leaving a written record and we can kick out anyone that seems sus
i heard the cameras in the training room dont work and it seems like solid info
we could probably orchestrate some stealth convos there or anywhere else that seems off the grid if anyones noticed anything
hell if we wanna get a whole bunch of people together we could probably just sit in a circle and if any staffers poke their heads in and ask about it we just say we put together our own lil group therapy thing
at least half of us are clearly in dire need of it so no one would question it
genius i know
anyway im just spitballing here in an attempt to feel at least a little productive
im open to other ideas just help me out

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[turntex]

are you a seer
i mean you do your thing if thats what youre into im not gonna ruin anyones good time if theyre just looking to get dommed a lil bit
but the girl part of all that was just kind of coincidental
i guess what i should have said is im used to getting bossed around by people who can literally see the future and thus actually definitely know what we should be doing
those people have thus far just happened to be smarmy know it all girls

anon text: ntsh

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no, not a seer. in my experience, the future is a vast and tangled wad of fuck-you that sometimes bites people who try and look at it.

what I've got is the ability to talk to and coordinate people and the information they have, as well as help them figure out the information they have that they don't know they have. the unconscious mind picks up a lot, but it doesn't always present the results to the conscious mind with a nice little bow on it.

also, sometimes people are morons.

[turntex]

ok well
i guess well put you in the running for leader of this whole shindig then
candidate number one for president of this particular dance party
gonna have to work hard on that campaign trail if you wanna convince the voters but i believe in you
assuming anyone else wants to be in charge anyway
any takers

anon text: ntsh

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you know, I really love it when people tell me I should be in charge of things. not enough to take off this snazzy anonymous mask mind you, but it's good to know that my inherent leadership abilities shine through even anonymous text.

:P