001: Group Introductions - TEXT

[tarnishedavenger]

[During a lull in the party, Armstrong taps out a quick message to the network. Not that private one, he doesn't trust it. They can answer whenever they like, so long as he gets an answer. The trick would be wording it.]

So, we're all in this for now. You've had your welcome cake, but you can't meet everyone in a party, no matter how hard you try. But, since we've all been encouraged to sign up with Jorgmund, I figured now would be a good time to get some introductions done. Talk about any specialties we might have.

Share information that we feel comfortable sharing. This isn't to pressure anyone or to force out any dark secrets.

[Not where watchful eyes can see, at least.]

Besides, I prefer doing this to making a cute information sharing game.

So, please, make your own threads within this post to keep everything organized.

Comments

AMA- Text

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Hi there guys. I'm Doreen Green. I'm the girl with the squirrel tail and the actual squirrel. Her name's Tippy-Toe and she's one of my best friends.

I'm a computer science student, and also a superhero. I go by the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl back home, and I have squirrel powers. Which was probably obvious. Mostly it's the proportional abilities of a squirrel and also the ability to communicate with squirrels.

[morebetter]

L A M E

at least get something cool like a tiger

[partiallysquirrelblood]

I can't communicate with Tigers, and I live in New York City. Even if I wanted a tiger, which I don't, that would be a terrible place to keep a tiger.

[morebetter]

if the only animals at your disposle are squirrels you probably shouldnt have an animal-based power

[partiallysquirrelblood]

How much do you actually know about squirrels?

[morebetter]

their like the size of a shoe, they eat nuts, they go splat when you run over them with a car and there much smaller than tigers

so tigers 4, squirrels 0

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Dude, they eat nuts raw because they have a bite strength about 35 times stronger than a human's and almost 7 times stronger than a tiger's, plus they live on every continent except Antartica.

[morebetter]

okay but they still go splat when you hit them with a car

or with a go cart honestly

probably with a shopping cart too

Re: AMA- Text

[wheyoftheadept]

can i pet your squirrel, is she friendly? does she have a favorite nut?

Re: AMA- Text

[partiallysquirrelblood]

She's friendly, you'll have to ask her yourself, and her favorite nuts are all nuts.

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[wheyoftheadept]

when i see her i'll ask

[passifloraincarnata]

You can talk to animals too?