001: Group Introductions - TEXT

[tarnishedavenger]

[During a lull in the party, Armstrong taps out a quick message to the network. Not that private one, he doesn't trust it. They can answer whenever they like, so long as he gets an answer. The trick would be wording it.]

So, we're all in this for now. You've had your welcome cake, but you can't meet everyone in a party, no matter how hard you try. But, since we've all been encouraged to sign up with Jorgmund, I figured now would be a good time to get some introductions done. Talk about any specialties we might have.

Share information that we feel comfortable sharing. This isn't to pressure anyone or to force out any dark secrets.

[Not where watchful eyes can see, at least.]

Besides, I prefer doing this to making a cute information sharing game.

So, please, make your own threads within this post to keep everything organized.

Comments

[turntex]

aliens
dont worry about it

[credit_not_blame]

I'm not worried, but I'm definitely intrigued. What were you doing on a rock with a bunch of aliens?

[turntex]

the short answer is hitching a ride into an alternate universe
the long answer involves the apocalypse and a homicidal furry and a suicide mission
honestly both either way its kind of a ridiculous story best summed up as
shenanigans

[credit_not_blame]

My own experiences with apocalypses, homicidal furries, and suicide missions says that you're probably right on that.

I'm just jealous I never got aliens.

[turntex]

glad these things are universal constants
its an oddly comforting thought
but yeah you should be jealous the aliens were the best part
except for the ones that were evil i mean
but the good ones outweighed the bad in my opinion