Untriumphant Returns [Text]

[pasthole]

Alright. I'm back.

Don't ask me where I went. I'll save us all a lot of time by saying I have no fucking idea? I would be more disconcerted, but shit just happening for no reason is a wheelhouse with which I am passing familiar so I'm ready to move on.

What I do know is they processed me as a new hire, again, and any system communication referring to "Karkat 2" is in fact about the same long-suffering asshole you have already come to know.

Please don't send shit to my old inbox because I won't be able to access it.

Actually wait. Do send your shit to my old inbox. A fertile plot of soil conditioning can grow from everyone's unwanted inane comments. We can use it to feed our anemic and spineless earth vegetables. God knows they don't bite hard enough to get any protein.

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[parannoyed]

Honestly, I think this is the best perks-to-downsides ratio either of us has had in a while.

[Less a reflection on the current situation and more a reflection on the situations they came from.]

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[bothbarrels]

Yeah...I mean, my sister is dead, as far as I know, but other than that...

[ Yeah, other than the shock collar, he actually kind of enjoys it here. ]

And who knows, if I'm supposed to be dead, maybe she'll show up sometime, too.

[ To him this is an upside to the place, although he would readily acknowledge it if Wash insists that's not so good. ]

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[parannoyed]

[He's glad this is by text. It means North misses the light wince over mention of South.]

It's not exactly the ideal place for potential second chances.

But it could be worse. Maybe she'll get lucky.

[Just...so it's clear he's not going to automatically kill her again. Kinda decides on how she handles herself,]

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[bothbarrels]

You never know. It seems like that's true here more than anywhere else I've ever been.