Untriumphant Returns [Text]

[pasthole]

Alright. I'm back.

Don't ask me where I went. I'll save us all a lot of time by saying I have no fucking idea? I would be more disconcerted, but shit just happening for no reason is a wheelhouse with which I am passing familiar so I'm ready to move on.

What I do know is they processed me as a new hire, again, and any system communication referring to "Karkat 2" is in fact about the same long-suffering asshole you have already come to know.

Please don't send shit to my old inbox because I won't be able to access it.

Actually wait. Do send your shit to my old inbox. A fertile plot of soil conditioning can grow from everyone's unwanted inane comments. We can use it to feed our anemic and spineless earth vegetables. God knows they don't bite hard enough to get any protein.

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[walkingballpit]

You watched the PowerPoint twice?

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[bothbarrels]

Welcome to the madhouse again, I suppose. We haven't met. I go by North. Glad to meet you.

[princesspower]

Welcome back.

They're really not good at this whole paperwork thing, are they?

[heterochrocatic]

They gave you a new name.

What the fuck?