Untriumphant Returns [Text]

[pasthole]

Alright. I'm back.

Don't ask me where I went. I'll save us all a lot of time by saying I have no fucking idea? I would be more disconcerted, but shit just happening for no reason is a wheelhouse with which I am passing familiar so I'm ready to move on.

What I do know is they processed me as a new hire, again, and any system communication referring to "Karkat 2" is in fact about the same long-suffering asshole you have already come to know.

Please don't send shit to my old inbox because I won't be able to access it.

Actually wait. Do send your shit to my old inbox. A fertile plot of soil conditioning can grow from everyone's unwanted inane comments. We can use it to feed our anemic and spineless earth vegetables. God knows they don't bite hard enough to get any protein.

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[walkingballpit]

I don’t know how to break it to you but one of the following happened..

Pigs flew.

The moon shone.

The Maple Leafs won the Cup.

I ate cafeteria squid.

[pasthole]

I'm going to take this as a solid nothing.

Good to know my timing is apparently amazing. Maybe I should start counting myself lucky that I didn't have to while away more days on this rolling disaster?

I should figure out if I can do this on purpose.

[walkingballpit]

[ There was definitely stuff that happened, but... realistically an open feed isn't the best place to give someone the rundown on what happened AND it's probably a good idea to have at least one open response downplaying life on the Rig. ]

You want to vanish and return on purpose? That sounds inconvenient. Wouldn't it be better to stay in one place?