Untriumphant Returns [Text]

[pasthole]

Alright. I'm back.

Don't ask me where I went. I'll save us all a lot of time by saying I have no fucking idea? I would be more disconcerted, but shit just happening for no reason is a wheelhouse with which I am passing familiar so I'm ready to move on.

What I do know is they processed me as a new hire, again, and any system communication referring to "Karkat 2" is in fact about the same long-suffering asshole you have already come to know.

Please don't send shit to my old inbox because I won't be able to access it.

Actually wait. Do send your shit to my old inbox. A fertile plot of soil conditioning can grow from everyone's unwanted inane comments. We can use it to feed our anemic and spineless earth vegetables. God knows they don't bite hard enough to get any protein.

Comments

[pasthole]

Me too Catra.

Me too.

For whatever it's worth I forgive you for the shirt thing. We have so many worse problems here.

[heterochrocatic]

so many

were you here when they fucking tortured me with the implant

[pasthole]

What no?

This sounds in character though.

[heterochrocatic]

yeah i tried to take a piece out of that asshole who runs the obstacle courses so i got a nice long zap

[pasthole]

This also sounds in character.

No offense.

[ It almost reminds him of home. ]

[heterochrocatic]

They're assholes. None taken.