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Untriumphant Returns [Text]
Alright. I'm back.
Don't ask me where I went. I'll save us all a lot of time by saying I have no fucking idea? I would be more disconcerted, but shit just happening for no reason is a wheelhouse with which I am passing familiar so I'm ready to move on.
What I do know is they processed me as a new hire, again, and any system communication referring to "Karkat 2" is in fact about the same long-suffering asshole you have already come to know.
Please don't send shit to my old inbox because I won't be able to access it.
Actually wait. Do send your shit to my old inbox. A fertile plot of soil conditioning can grow from everyone's unwanted inane comments. We can use it to feed our anemic and spineless earth vegetables. God knows they don't bite hard enough to get any protein.
Don't ask me where I went. I'll save us all a lot of time by saying I have no fucking idea? I would be more disconcerted, but shit just happening for no reason is a wheelhouse with which I am passing familiar so I'm ready to move on.
What I do know is they processed me as a new hire, again, and any system communication referring to "Karkat 2" is in fact about the same long-suffering asshole you have already come to know.
Please don't send shit to my old inbox because I won't be able to access it.
Actually wait. Do send your shit to my old inbox. A fertile plot of soil conditioning can grow from everyone's unwanted inane comments. We can use it to feed our anemic and spineless earth vegetables. God knows they don't bite hard enough to get any protein.
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I would take that meteor with the most slaphappy grin a guy can muster over this shitshow.
[ He's just leaving out that the meteor was downright cozy and homelike by the time they were done with it. ]
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You used "most" not "all" so I'm hoping that means you had some still with you.
[It's not that he doesn't empathize. It's a kid. (Albeit a weird alien kid). Of course he does. He knows freedom and maybe a situation where you have a few alive people in your...well. Life. Is an improvement over this place.]
In a few ways, this place is just better than where I used to be, and only a lateral move in some others.
North up there is alive again, for one. Somehow. My friend situation back home is a little more thin on the ground.
[It's...it's bad. Something like:
Similar lack of autonomy/happiness + (1) alive friend = Big improvement!]
[Math!]
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I'm not actually setting out to win the dead friend vigor proving here. I mostly meant to establish that whatever you were doing was pretty fucked up if you think this is better, but it seems like you already know and are just handing that information out like low quality tobacco flutes.
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