Untriumphant Returns [Text]

[pasthole]

Alright. I'm back.

Don't ask me where I went. I'll save us all a lot of time by saying I have no fucking idea? I would be more disconcerted, but shit just happening for no reason is a wheelhouse with which I am passing familiar so I'm ready to move on.

What I do know is they processed me as a new hire, again, and any system communication referring to "Karkat 2" is in fact about the same long-suffering asshole you have already come to know.

Please don't send shit to my old inbox because I won't be able to access it.

Actually wait. Do send your shit to my old inbox. A fertile plot of soil conditioning can grow from everyone's unwanted inane comments. We can use it to feed our anemic and spineless earth vegetables. God knows they don't bite hard enough to get any protein.

Comments

[pasthole]

Yes. Emphatically, astonishingly, plate-grindingly stupid.

I am glad we've come to this important realization together. Join me in being fucking amazed at how they manage to run this place at all.

[princesspower]

I'm honestly kind of insulted that these people have managed to kidnap us like this.

[pasthole]

[ Karkat would launch off onto this topic in less vague terms, but the evidence of Planker being around further up thread makes him slightly more careful. He's still going to bitch a lot, though. ]

Yes.

Don't get me wrong, I have extensive experience with groups of people who can't get dick all done to save their sorry husks, but I think it looks pretty bad on our record that they're this flagrantly incompetent and nobody's managed to improve the status quo.

[princesspower]

Them being able to kill us with the press of a button probably has something to do with.