001: Group Introductions - TEXT

[tarnishedavenger]

[During a lull in the party, Armstrong taps out a quick message to the network. Not that private one, he doesn't trust it. They can answer whenever they like, so long as he gets an answer. The trick would be wording it.]

So, we're all in this for now. You've had your welcome cake, but you can't meet everyone in a party, no matter how hard you try. But, since we've all been encouraged to sign up with Jorgmund, I figured now would be a good time to get some introductions done. Talk about any specialties we might have.

Share information that we feel comfortable sharing. This isn't to pressure anyone or to force out any dark secrets.

[Not where watchful eyes can see, at least.]

Besides, I prefer doing this to making a cute information sharing game.

So, please, make your own threads within this post to keep everything organized.

Comments

casually retcons like six prior instances of cussing in this thread alone lmao

[turntex]

oh yeah
i mean non suburbia girls too
straight middle of nowhere girls
and alien girls
like literally every single girl i have ever met has been some level of batFUDGE
the amount of flying mammal sex going on here is absolutely insane
i got on a rock for three years with mostly a bunch of smarmy wackjob girls and in hindsight its no surprise that me and my best bro started hanging out
we were each others only solace in that hot mess of estrogen and whatever the troll equivalent of estrogen is

[credit_not_blame]

Oh definitely! I meant more that even the nicest most-stereotypical-harmless girl will maul you as the BASELINE, other girls just go up from there.

Troll?

[turntex]

aliens
dont worry about it

[credit_not_blame]

I'm not worried, but I'm definitely intrigued. What were you doing on a rock with a bunch of aliens?

[turntex]

the short answer is hitching a ride into an alternate universe
the long answer involves the apocalypse and a homicidal furry and a suicide mission
honestly both either way its kind of a ridiculous story best summed up as
shenanigans

[credit_not_blame]

My own experiences with apocalypses, homicidal furries, and suicide missions says that you're probably right on that.

I'm just jealous I never got aliens.

[turntex]

glad these things are universal constants
its an oddly comforting thought
but yeah you should be jealous the aliens were the best part
except for the ones that were evil i mean
but the good ones outweighed the bad in my opinion